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In the office

I've worked from home for just over twenty years (Dim Sum Thinking turned twenty years old on July 12).

I love it.

Kim, who was much smarter than I, used to insist that I meet friends for coffee at least once a day when I was home.

She was amazing in many ways. She never asked, "what are you thinking?"

She knew that often the answer was "nothing".

"Nothing" didn't mean that I was literally thinking of nothing. It meant that it wasn't worth saying out loud. Or I would have.

We could just sit together and happily think of our different nothings together.

So what did I talk about with the friends and co-workers I met for coffee?

Nothing.

If it wasn't nothing, of course I would tell her. Maybe I'd even tell you.

Scheduling a meeting

Sometimes I'd work a contract where I had to go into an office now and then. On several contracts I would have to fly to the west coast and spend a week in the office with colleagues.

I was always shocked at how little work I got done while I was on site.

That didn't mean it wasn't valuable. It was incredibly valuable to have coffee or lunch or take walks with colleagues. It was great to catch up with with friends and former colleagues for dinner.

Even the actual work was great. In one job we would knock off a bunch of tasks while I was in town because my availability became the excuse others could use to focus on the tasks that I was working on. When I was remote, they were busy with a ton of other tasks.

Oh my goodness and the meetings. The regular meetings that ran every week at a set time.

In one job I would finish a meeting with a room full of people and most of us would wrap up only to all go to another meeting.

The meetings were essentially about something but they didn't seem to really be about anything important. It seemed that fewer people needed to be there than were and that fewer minutes could have been spent doing what was done.

It's not that we did nothing. In a way it was worse than nothing.

We didn't do anything.

We would have been better off doing nothing.

The calls

Early in the pandemic one of my friends suggested we FaceTime regularly and so Monday, Wednesday, and Friday mornings at 8:30 we pause our work and have a cup of coffee together even though we're hundreds of miles apart.

"What do you talk about," his wife asked when they visited a couple weeks ago for one of those sit-in-the-backyard-twenty-feet-apart get-togethers. It wasn't that she wanted to know. It was more that she was wondering what could have possibly happened since the last meeting that we needed to talk about.

He and I looked at each other and shrugged.

"Nothing really," he said.

What do we talk to each other about?

Politics. Cooking. Articles we've seen or heard.

Lately, we've talked a lot about home-made yogurt. I've been making dairy yogurt while he's been experimenting with oat milk yogurt. I'm planning on trying it so I have a lot of questions.

So, he's right, nothing.

That, I would argue is the point. And that is what's missing for a lot of us right now.

Understanding the value of nothing**

I think that this has been one of the biggest things I've learned during the pandemic:

Nothing is important.

I'm not saying that there isn't anything that is important, I'm saying that those moments of nothing are very important.

Find time this week to reach out to at least three different people just to catch up.

If it can't be in person, how about a phone call or video call.

If it's a text message or an email make it five different people.

If it's a physical hand written letter or card, one is enough to achieve your goal, but I'm betting that if you choose this option you'll go on to satisfy one of the other ones as well.

Imagine their surprise.

Why did you call? Why are you writing to me?

What's wrong? What's happened?

Nothing.


Link to the Podcast episode from August 11, 2023.


Cool fact

Here's a cool fact I learned from the QI Elves, 5^5 * 4^4 * 3^3 * 2^2 = the number of milliseconds in an a normal day (one with 24 hours, 60 minutes per hour, 60 seconds per minute, 1000 milliseconds per second). 5^5 means five raised to the fifth power, or 5*5*5*5*5. Since 1^1 is 1 and 0^0 is also 1 we could even write this as: The number of milliseconds in a normal day is 5^5 * 4^4 * 3^3 * 2^2 * 1^1 * 0^0

Links to this week's writing

Another law of large numbers is an essay I wrote on keeptwothoughts.com on probability, statistics mixed in with thoughts on the accident that took Kim's life and wearing a mask. I wrote two technical posts on the assign(to:) operator from the Combine framework. It's part of my trying to write more as I prepare for upcoming books. Here's post one and here's post two. My designer is finishing the covers for my next two books so I'll formally announce them soon.

Dora the Explorer to the rescue

When my kids were little they loved Dora the Explorer. The adventures with the map, Swiper stop swiping, and, of course the celebration when "we did it". I don't tend to post much political content here, but this made me literally laugh out loud. Here's the gang from a recent Fallon show helping on a memory test.

Literally

I've used the word "literally" in this newsletter twice because Maggie and I are on opposite sides of the meaning of words changing. That's not exactly true - we are on the same side but she is further out. I recognize that words change - but they shouldn't change to the point that they mean the opposite of what they used to. Maggie is a realist. The word has changed - railing against it won't change things. Also, Merriam-Webster documents that the meaning of literally hasn't really changed recently. Anyway, that is not Maggie's link for this week.

Maggie's link

Here we are at the start to the baseball season and Maggie's link is a cool video by Mark Rober on using machine learning to steal signs in baseball. These are the signs that someone on the other team is going to try to steal a base (and not the signs that half of your team has been exposed to Covid19). As always, Maggie has chosen a very cool link.

Other people's stuff

The Haskell Love Conference has an amazing array of speakers. It starts this Friday so register soon if you want to attend.

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